Steak and BJ Day

Steak and BJ Day is a non-official conditional holiday that is celebrated on March 14th and was established as the male version of Valentine’s Day – which is why it’s celebrated exactly one month after this holiday. If you need to know how this holiday is celebrated, then all you have to do is read it in its title. That’s because the two main components of this holiday is for women to provide steaks and blow jobs to their men. Pretty simple, huh?

However, Since it falls on the same day a PI Day – the day dedicated to the mathematical value of π and is celebrated with the pun of eating pie – guys should be careful not to fill up on too much pie, if they plan on celebrating this day as well.


No one really knows who started this holiday. However, the generally accepted consensus is that it was invented in 2002 by Tom Birdsey, a radio DJ who invented the day while on air. If that is the case, then this holiday really spread far and wide thanks to word of mouth. First, it spread across the North American Continent and then it spread all over Europe. Now it is celebrated by people all over the world.

Customs, Traditions And Celebrations

Steak and BJ Day is a holiday that is based on the assumption that the traditional Valentine’s Day celebration is a day for women. Advocates of this holiday will say that men have no use for candy, romantic dinners or flowers. That the only thing men really want is some fellatio fulfillment and a nice big hunk of meat. Something I think most guys would agree with – unless of course they are vegetarians or vegans.

However, since Steak and BJ Day is a conditional holiday, guy’s aren’t automatically get steaks and oral sex on this day. No, it all depends on how well they have taken care of their wives or girlfriends on Valentine’s Day. If guys failed to fulfill their duties on that day – or their women were dissatisfied with their execution of the obligations on that day – then women are not obliged to give guys what they want on this holiday. Therefore, some people see this holiday as a form of motivation to get guys to do the things they are supposed to do on February 14th. If guy’s cant cut the proverbial mustard on their ladies’ holiday, then they get absolutely zip on their holiday. This kind of makes Steak and BJ Day a Quid pro quo arrangement.

When is it?
This year (2023)
March 14 Tuesday
Next year (2024)
March 14 Thursday
Last year (2022)
March 14 Monday
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